Don't Be Greedy.

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese .

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Ai die . 

And you guys must been wondering what the heck or what the cheese happen to me ? 

Nope , I don't remember I got bang by a car next to Jln Bukit Bintang , Nope I never got fuck by a cow ,  

I never ate rat before because rat love cheese like I do , I never got slapped by some Ah Lian or yadda yadda yadda . * I let you guys imagine la * 

So why exactly cheese with me ? 

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I didn't digest too much Cheesie . 

* I mean read la duh , digest sound really wrong  *

Okay la , I kinda admit when I'm bored , I read blogs . 

Dear Cheesie , you blog is fun and of course I'm having a hard time closing the tab because is #Addicted 

* WTF . every time I read her's and Xiaxue's , I will go open 10 tabs , each tab different year one * 

Yadda , I'm siao in a way la .  But I still love both of you 

Yes , I'm mad . You cheese up 

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A conversation between two girls in primary session. 

Ah Lian A : I don’t know what it is, but whenever that Ah Beng pulls my hair or hit me, I feel all blush.

Ah Lian B : Aiya , I can see that .  Even though you yell at him him that you hate him, it just feel like you tell half of the story... * cheater *

Ah Lian A : It’s like I hate him and can’t get enough of him at the same time. Even though I ran over and told my momma that he’s hitting me, I hope he never stops.

Ah Lian B : Oooooooooooooh, your wish is about to come true ..... he is 5 step away . 

4 years later

A conversation between two girls during high school.

Ah Lian A : Did know that Ah Beng love to watch porn and masturbate in the bathroom ? 

Ah Lian B : How did you know ? Did you guys just ...........

Ah Lian A : No la , I where got so wild . His member told me . 

Ah Lian B : ...... His Boner ...... 

* Awkward moment * 

Ah Lian A : He is one of the hottest guy around . 

Ah Lian B : What the fuck ... 

3 years later

A conversation between two senior girls during first day of class. 

Ah Lian A : Hey , do you see that dude who was already in the classroom when we walked in ? 

Ah Lian B : which one you talking about ? the one in some random jersey and shorts short . 

Ain't he is the Ah Beng ?

Ah Lian A : OMG , HE IS AH BENG ? WHAT THE FUCK ? HE SO CUTE NOW . 

Ah Lian B : I would go infront of him and ask him for sex man. 

 Ah Lian A :  What ? You're too desperate. I think I will just go stalk him , his facebook or twitter. 

Ah Lian B : OMG , WHO CARES . * Adjust Bra , Pull the thong , Put on Lip gloss * 

Hello Ah Beng . 

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Those are one of those line appear in any asian chick flicks . 

It was totally a random crap okay , not gonna expect anyone to read it . WTF

till then I'm off .