Wednesday, January 18

Ossessionato

( Trying to speak Italian in this entry and is all about OBSESSED )
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You have obsession . Don't care you female or male , as long as you are human , then you will obsessed.
The state of female obsession can be a simple classic black leather wallet , a Louis speedy or a pair of Jimmy choo you name it . Anything will do with fashion , accessorize is adding to the list . Take example of obsession like a hermes birkin bag will cost up about RM 30, 000.00 * FUCK MY LIFE * , a Cartier watch , a simple Van Cleaf & Aspen necklace , Christian Louboutin nude pumps , A FUCKING CHANEL 2.55 . Oh god , I think the obsession of female and male is totally gone wild man.
Well the other hand , male obsession can cost a lot MORE compare the female's obsession .
Male's Obsession : Car , Car , Watch , Watch , Pen , Pen . That's it .
For me I will go for everything. Car , Fashion , Watch , EVERYTHING .
Since I was young (18 THIS YEAR ) , I have a thing for fashion.
Maybe because of my family allow me to explore , that's why.
Having obsession with fashion is actually not wrong , just that is gonna cause big motherfucking holes in your wallet. The among you spend on fashion is just C-R-A-Z-Y.
 * repeat with me CRAZY *
Back then , my fashion world is just simple since the growth up ( this few years ) I have realize my style is a lot different then last time.
Still remember back then I always in Quicksilver surfing pants , tee and slipper. Maybe because that time I still in the freshmen year that's why.  WHAT TURF
But for the past years , I gone into more on casual and funky outfit ( I wanted to type Gyaru WTF )
Not too funky but just acceptable and people surround me won't start giving me dick stare.
Now a days I will put on a simple topman shirt , a short shorts and a nice Vans shoes if I'm going to college
* People in my college don't really dress up in a nice way , all goes like pajamas and you name it WTF *
( I don't mean to offen anyone from my college but if you perasan then is your problem la )
Well in certain days , I will put on more glam and nicer outfit simply because I just wanna play with fashion and I found my partner in crime since she just like me . Love
and bitch please , dressing up nice doesn't mean we acting like a bitch it means we appreciate fashion.
SO YOU SHOULD STOP JUDGING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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( I have at least 30 Obsessions so you guys better prepare eyedrop WTF )

I'm officially died . Lately I'm so into rings collection and I found this art piece.
I wasn't sure how much this ring cost but I just wanna own them so badly . 
Yves Saint Laurent Arty Oval Rings. 

Well , this is from the women's collection but I've seen a lot of male fashionista carry around. 
I actually wanted the shining leather one but this one look even more nicer. FML 
Yves Saint Laurent Large CHYC Shoulder bag in Black 
RM 3 , 000 . 00 +++ 
( I wasn't sure the exact price )
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Wait for it there is another color I would love to own too
* Double FML moment * 

Same size just in the nude / Tan-ish tone . I LOIKE 
* Need to become YSL spoke person soon *

Got fashion magazine say male cannot carry clutch a not ? 
I've see male in a mall bring small clutch around. 
* Don't start with the judging * YOU GO DIE
YSL CHYC Clutch in Black textured patent leather 

Well , this is the only thing I like from the men's collection. 
You know every time you go on a concert , you just wanna bring a small messenger
bag just to put in bottle ( incase u too hot ) , towel , phone and etc . 
Okay la , I actually don't need but this is brown and I like. * vomit vitamin water *
The YSL front amaze me too . Got to have it 
VSL Vavin Small Messenger in Brown Classic Leather. 

Lately I have this obsession of Cosmetic Case but clearly I don't own any
foundation or mascara or even a lipstick but I just want to collect them. 
I have collect the Louis One , The VS one and Marc Jacobs one
WTF WRONG WITH ME ? 
But first I spot this on the website , I head banging front and back
I just need to get it ASAP. 
YSL Medium Cosmetic Case in Black Leather 
* Black Leather somemore * FAINT 

Erm , I have no idea why I NEED this but because right now I'm dying of a black casual leather shoes. 
I have bunch of leather shoes but I just don't have a casual and black one. FML 
I love it too , I mean I will wear it everyday * vomit blood * 
YSL Driving Moccasin in Black Leather Texture 
A ++++++

CAN I JUST DIE NOW ? I REALLY CANNOT RESIST
Yes , I love bracelet . Have been wearing my marc jacob all the time 
I think is time to invest this because I just NEED MORE . #spoil 
YSL Logo Bucket Bracelet In Brown Leather 

This is another one . I dunno why , I just love it . 
Simple , Classic and Fabulous ( Kimora's ) 
First time I sees it I was like " I'm so gonna get it in the future * 
Cartier 18K Pink Gold Bracelet 

Ring's collection . * faint * 
Cartier 18 K Pink Gold Ring 
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WHY YOU ALL SO EXPENSIVE ? 
My dad not Donald Trump Yo 

Simple Yet Classic . 
I will only bring this to a casual outing with friends not a fucking concert. 
Okay la , maybe I will only take a plastic bag to a concert. WTF 
HERMES Everlyn PM Clements Etoupu Collection 


OMWTFBBGKKBGOD 
* Because I'm dying and I don't want to put a caption * 
Hermes Birkin Bag 35 Black Leather and Gold Hardware.  
* Orgasm *
Behold , I in love with other tone too . 

* SHIT ME I REPEATED PICTURE * 
 * IS OKAY , YOU SHOULD NOT CARE * 
I NEED 5 OF THEM THEN MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
WHAT TURF

BITCH PLEASE . 
SPIKED BIRKIN , GOT TO HAVE IT . 


WHAT IS THIS  I CAN'T EVEN . 
Hermes Bracelet Orange And Silver 
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Wait for it 
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* Puke Unicorn * 

I DIE , ALIVE AGAIN , DIE AGAIN , ALIVE AGAIN. 
For fuck sake , why everything about fashion have to be so expensive ?
Even the shoes is poking my wallet man. 
Christian Louboutin Rollerball Men Studded Loafers In Black Texture. 
* Puke blood *
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WAIT WAIT WAIT 
FUCK MAI LIFE . ALL BLACK 


YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK ME WHY I NEED THIS BECAUSE IS 
ALEXANDER WANG'S PIECES . 
Black Emile With Rose Gold Hardware 
T.T 

* HEART ATTACK MOMENT * 
Alexander Wang pieces too . 
Black Rocco with Antique Brass 

Why would you say no to a Neon tone bag . WHY NOT ? 
Easy going if you wearing a simple white top , black skinny and white converse. 
* Casual yet funky * 
Proenza Schouler PS1 Neon Leather Tote 
I DIED . * How many times I have to die again ? * 
What turf 
I think by the time I have this , there is something new is up . FML 
Jason Wu Messenher Patent Trimmed Leather Tote

Well , there is some part of my mind that think this another is got to have it. #spoil
OMG , WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ? * again *
Gucci Leather Messenger Bag

Till now I dunno what to puke anymore. 
Mulberry Large Alexa Chung Messenger Bag

* faint * 
Marc by Marc Jacobs Classic Neon Enameled Ring
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SERIOUSLY ? FASHION ? WHAT IN THE UNICORN . 
Marc by Marc Jacobs Neon Bracelet 

How Can you not fall in love with art ? pronto
Alexander Mc Queen ( RIP ) You gonna be miss sir 
Alexander Mc Queen Enameled Skull Ring 

AGAIN ,  I PUKE ELEPHANT LAIO . 
Alexander Mc Queen Enameled Skull Bracelet 

Just because I lived in Malaysia doesn't mean I can't obsessed with jacket ? 
Fuck you rempits who look like trash 
Zara Double Side Duffle Coat 
RM 329.00 only what the fuck 

Once again , Fuck you rempits who give me cock stare. 
Zara Double Breasted Duffel Coat with Hood 
RM 329.00 ALSO

I'm so getting this once I step into Zara after CNY. 
ZARA SHEEPSKIN LINED JACKET 
OMFUCKINGLORD , RM 329.00 AGAIN . 
WHAT IS THIS , I CAN'T EVEN . 

BIKER LEATHER JACKET . 
It means sexyness okay . Don't judge 
Zara Biker Leather Jacket 
RM 329.00 ALSO . FML FEL 

Dr.Marten's Look alike but with the bit wedge. 
Love it and I need a brown boots at the moment 
Zara Hight Top " Sneaker " With Wedge
WTFFFFF 

I NEED A BROWN MOCCASIN TOO .
FUCK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR JUDGING . 
Zara Moccasin With Tassels 
RM 400.00 
* puke raisin * 

And of course boots session . 
I have 3 pairs of boots but I have never ever wear them simply because of rempits again.
Once you wear and you reach Pavilion, people just gonna give you cock stare. WTF 
Damn 7 tulan one lar sometimes . 
Dr.Martens White Boots 

See abit clearly , this is actually dark green tone. 
OMG , WHY SO SPECIAL ONE ? FML 
Dr.Martens boots 
The shinning version of black . 
Dr.Martens again 
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BEHOLD 
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Since 4 years ago , this car always in my list. Well top of list for sure. 
I think till now or in 5 years time , I'm still getting this monster no matter what 
but of course with pocket full with cash la . You idiot or what ? 
Range Rover Sports Edition 

Then last year during Jian's wedding , I had this opportunities to ride on this but 
accept in black . I swear to my dick , I'm so adding this to my list . 
So now there is only 2 car in my future garage. 
Audi TT 
( See , I told you guys I won't go fancy about car like GTR or GTI or which ever CAR ) 
I only like car because I like it la and I don't have to explain to you guys why i like it . 

( OMG , Back pain due the over post ) FML 
THE END 

Monday, January 16

I lock you up

( This post might kill your eyes and hurt your back ) 
Fashion ?????????????????? @.@
There are plenty of rules and regulations when it comes to fashion . Just one tiny bit can mess up / fucked up the whole look. In fashion , there is such thing as copying aka plagiarism others style. 
Some people are trying really hard to be like their favorite celeb
for example : Blake Lively . 
Blake Lively is the currently the best style among other celebrities in hollywood , every time she came on the red carpet , she always Wow up people . Do you know that she don't have any stylist ? Kaneneh betul. I know right ? Yes , recently there is this magazine wrote about that , she don't need a stylist , she just wear whatever the fuck she want and walk out the house. This is why she amaze me at the first place . DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS THE FACE FOR CHANEL MADEMOISELLE COLLECTION ?
Beside Chanel , she also the face for Christian Louboutin. Omg , I wish I have a vagina right now. WTF 
Are you jealous yet ? She have the best style in town and she's well knowsn. SHE'S A FUCKING GODDESS MAN.
Well , Serena Van Der Woodsen is dead for now , Blake Lively rules the this shit . 
See she do have her own style , you hardly see her copying anyone out there.
You shouldn't plagiarism other's style too simply because different people have different structure. FML

I DIED . 

I died again . 

Chanel's Mademoiselle Collection 


If you fall in love with Miranda Kerr then don't try to fully copy her style , just take something down from her and make it in your way. Everyone have different style you know ? You can't aspect yourself to be other's same goes to your personality. You love miranda kerr and you wanna have her personality ? You think is possible ? Of course no la , use left and right brain and think please. what turf 

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You know how beginning of the year , is always the awards month where there is Golden Globe then Grammy then Oscar and yadda yadda yadda . I basically watched all the red carpet interview since years . 
I have a thing for fashion you know , maybe my kind of fashion and the asian one is different and some of the show like Fashion Show will just repeat whatever I say. * Proud moment * I mean like , is exactly the same , this or that have the best dress , that one is worst . I think one day , I should just have my own version of show like that * stop imagine * . Okay la , maybe I should not because I'm camera freak. I like camwhoring but I don't like talking to the camera and watching myself in the TV ? Oh god , hell no. 
So , I decided this post is my dedication of my first fashion entry . * japanese bows * 
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1) Lea Michele 
                                                       
WTF WRONG WITH HER ? I don't mean is in the mean way but seriously ? 
She look extreme old in this dress. 
I mean the only person I know can carry this probably will be Rihanna. 
Lea Michele is wearing Ice Grey Marchesa Gown. 
( Her smoky eyes is hot thou ) 

2) EMMA STONE

She have been wowing everyone this award season. I love her , Can I say more ? 
I guess she is slowing catching with Blake now . #YouCanDoIt 
Emma choose this gorgeous gown by  Lanvin. 
The standout black belt to her strappy ankle wrap heels and her low tousled bun 
with silver rimmed eye makeup .
 Did she just blew you away ?

3) Reese Witherspoon

Reese , Do you know something call belt or ribbon ? 
This Zac Posen dress just too simply , I'm pretty sure her stylist in a wrong track
when he/she decide to let her wear on this dress or maybe she/her forget about the ribbon. :P
#FashionWarZone

4) Zoey Deschanel 

ZOEY ? REALLY ? Okay
 But I gotta say what's up with the dress ? 
I don't even know how to describe your dress at this point. 
THOSE HAIR ? REALLY ? 
Zoey wearing Prada . 
Wait for it 
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HER TUXEDO NAILS . WHAT TURF 
#Cute

5) Michelle William 

Michelle ? HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN ? 
I don't even know why you have to choose gown like this ? 
Ain't you bored of going save , SAVE and MORE SAVE. 
Is fine if you choose to be save side but Can't you choose some funky accessorize ? 
Btw Michelle is wearing gown by Jason Wu . 

6) Madonna 

SON OF ROTTEN CHEESE . MADONNA , WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ? 
SERIOUSLY , YOU JUST RUINED YOUR OWN NAME. WHAT TURF-ed 
Are you trying to be holly while squashing your boobs ?
All I can see is trash trash trash trash trash and TRASHY. 
This dress is suppose to be editorial not ON THE RED CARPET. 
Madonna is wearing Reem Acra's gown. 
#YOULOOKFUCKINGTRASHY
#YOUARELOCKED 

7)  Dianna Agron 

WHAT WERE U THINKING ? 
She freaking look like a chinese new year packet . 
Dianna , Where the hell is your style ? 
It looks like thousand of red papers just stick on your skin . 
* Look at the third photo , she look like she have ponny tail * 
Her hair and makeup is well done , just the dress part. 
She is wearing Giles Deacon's . 
#FINED

8) Nicole Kidman 

V-strap Versace Halter for Nicole ? 
Yes , fucking love it . 
The details of the gown matched her golden-ish hair . 
Light makeup , less accessorize and of course her beautiful blue eyes. 
#Favorite . 

9) Charlize Theron

BEST DRESS . BEST DRESS . BEST DRESS. BEST DRESS. 
Once again , Charlize just WOW-ed the entire planet. 
Omg , what can you say about this gorgeous blush gown. 
Her sexy long legs and a pair of ankle strap heels from French brand. 
I LOVE IT #Favorite
Charlize's gown is by none other than Dior . <3

10 ) Natalie Portman 

Right after giving birth on last summer , Natalie look perfectly stunning 
in this Hot Pink Lanvin gown . The gown is totally a art piece. 
#Favorite 

11) Salma Hayek 

I JUST DIED . 
Omg , this is true fashionista. Salma in this strapless and femme-bot gown. 
She just blew everyone away don't she ? 
Omg , she totally work that off . 
With her curves , gorgeous accessorize and lovely hair , she just scored 
my hot ticket . Good Job Salma 
Salma is wearing Gucci . 
#LoveFromHeadToToe
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and of course in any big award night , you can't miss this


12 ) Angelina Jolie 
Atelier Versace , Red Lips , matching red clutch and simple bun. 
But I'm not sure about the cutting of the dress thou , the top part is bit weird . 
Oh well , overall was perfection. 
Angelina always go for a simple yet class look , you can't be miss. 

Okay , I'm done . 
Yeah , first fashion entry. More to come 
Till then , My back hurts so Good night . 

Wednesday, January 11

Mind Fuck .

( This blog post is irrelevant )
Have you ever run out of topics to blog , talk , gossip about ?
Is it me or just everyone is like that ? I think there is something not right with my brain.
BOTH SIDE WTF
Sometimes I have this urge to blog  something but then end up , I'm going on twitter go Bazaaaaaaar
about it . #KanasaiLahh
I dunno am I stupid or just my brain have major problem , it doesn't apply on any other blogger out there.
( Sorry , I don't go today I did this , pee " how many litter " of pee , shit this among off poops or I AM SO HAPPY ) I don't blog like a ah lian who live under a sea or ah beng who thinks his words very cool
" WO HEN DIAO " Wtf
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You know sometimes I just hate the facts that people blogging and promote their blog like some award winning blog or so like hello, you don't go create a fan page for yourself and " ask " ( my words is beg ) for likes. You are just some wannabe. What turf
I mean once are fine for getting a likes but every time you get on facebook first thing is " Please do me a favor and like my page " or " Pretty please click on the like button "
You moron , you want me to like then you pay me 5 fucking dollar la then I might " consider " that .
No Money No Like same goes to No Money No Talk.
See , I think I just run of out topics to blog now. FML

yes , all the color will fill up my fabulousness
* Puke Unicorn * 
Because I'm run out of things to say 
I shall see u guys in the coming post then . DUH