Domino

Obviously I'm not trying to order a Cheese Burst Pepperoni Pizza from Domino's right ? Just because my blog entry is Domino without the 's . * You failed  *

ARE YOU HUNGRY YET ? 

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* Pay Kacing Kacing then I will order for you *

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I'm feeling sexy and free like glitter's raining on me. 

You're like a hot of pure gold , I think I'm about to explode. 

I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air now 

I'm breathing like I'm running cause you're taking me there . 

Don't you know ... 

You spin my out of control ......... 

Just sang so hope your car mirror , toilet mirror and WINDOWS are fine because I hate paying and I know you guys not a big fans of damages . FML 

( Did I just mention I have a not quite nice tone voice ? ) WTF

Today , 31 December 2011 * wtf. since when the times flies THAT fast ? The last thing in my mind was the day I collected my SPM result ( bad memories ) or the first day of college ( good memories ). 

Oh well , since I growth up as a perfect young teen ( adult SOON ) @.@

I realize each year by each year time flies faster and faster. You close eyes , the next thing going to be I'm getting marry. WTF ME NOT READY 

 Back then I was just a naive ,  innocent , nice , nerd ( not that I study pun ) kids but look at me now 157 CM , brown hair , chubby face ( I was bigger back then ) #Growing 

2006 - Just a Malay skin tone , strong Malay accent but stuck in Chinese body 13 years old boy who have having his teen life like normal kids. 

2007 - Just a ordinary 14 years old kids who keep dreaming of becoming a successful designer . 

2008 - Took his secondary school final exam before entering high school . Did not did well #regret

2009 - BEST YEAR , won title of Champion in Choral Speaking Zone   

and State Level . #Proud 

Met 5 of them , never regret a shit. Drama less , laughing more .

2010 -  Senior Year . Final of my teen life , up and down heels . Best    memories - Senior Prom . I knew I didn't did well in SPM , not focus 100% . I wasn't sure about everything at that time and lost direction for a moment . Result came out , I though I can get a better one but screw it , was crying in the room the entire night but next morning I pretend I'm fine . #FakeSmile 

GOT MY LICENSE , drove everyone and KL Jammed wasn't a joke . 

2011 - New chapter , forget what happen during high school , I try my best to achieve the goal . Did quite well in semester 1 , now just waiting my result to be out . ( 10 January ) #Shaking

Met new friends from different part of the city ;  Najwa , Veron , Cass , Liyana , Szen , Ching , Sharon and Affendy. Became a successful Love guru , giving advice to people who just in their down life , cheer people up and make them look forward with their life. GAIN FEW POUNDS WTF

Finally own a Mac . #Love #Spencer        

  

2012 - Last Semester . Going to study real hard , give care shit about drama but at the mean time , build up more social bridge , learn how to communicate , improve my language skills, hopefully to blog more ( trying my very best ) , SMILE MORE and do well in finals. Hopefully I can achieve what I've been dreamed too ( not designer because I suck at drawing ) . 

But to be a fabulous event manager / stylist . I can't pick one because is HARD. 

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The next post probably going to be few days after New Year . 

Happy New Year eve and Happy New Year people , great year ahead for us to explore. 

No matter how not great your life in 2011 is almost over , time to look forward with 2012 . 

2012 , make it your year , achieve what you have been dream , just chase and do it . #everyonecan

Leaving on the 4th then will be back again on the 6th . Yeah , first trip of 2012 . #FavoriteCountry 

#Excited . 

Till then I'm off to my bed . 

Good night 

Love , me . 

Take the wheel

Yellow.

So came across that this year past kinda fast ( I mean very ) . #Cheesenya

Still remember back to April , it was my refreshment year ( Virgin )  of college till now,  few more weeks is my last sem which means I'm gonna be a student of MIBT or RMIT ( fingers cross , pray hard , AMITABHA)  . I still can't pick over both A-M-A-Z-I-N-G college 

* not that my parents know about it  * #ApplyingWithoutLettingThemKnow smart.jpg

Screw it if their find out , I still gonna try my luck and apply , who knows they might accept me . 

BEST QUALIFICATION * What turf 

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Parents again . meh meh meh 

One think I don't get about my parents ( ASIAN PARENTS ) is , I'm 18 but their are treating me like I'm 8 years old 8 months ( Primary 2 ) or just 18 months ( Probably still a baby ) . I dunno is there any parents  out there like that or just mine . Recently I came out with this great idea of going to Singapore alone ( Not crazy , bitch please ) where I will be staying with my aunt ( dad sister ) who stayed in Outram Park and I'll be going explore Singapore and of course visit friends la then my parents was like , Are you crazy ? Since then I think their are worry about me but Hello , I'm 18 , I know how to take care myself ( Fight with some chao ah lian , use fork poke that asshole's ass who steal my passport or just make the fucker faint by kicking his dick ) I know all this one and I still don't get it why you both have to make such a big deal about it . 

Seriously ? I'm not even own a lady muppet ( VAGINA )  ahhh shit , my secret is out . *nicepunarran

Why would u guys even worry about me at the first place ? I wanna burst out soon man if I stay in this house any longer . I have 20 more days of holiday ( FUCK YOU LA COLLEGE ) and I have nothing , literally NOTHING to do , not going out ( no money leh ) , Not going out ( no money leh ) and NOT GOING OUT ( NO MONEY LEH ) . See , I repeated same shit over 3 times because I really have nothing to do beside seating at home , watch TV , sleep , watch and it goes on and on and on till might night . I FUCKING HATE LONG HOLIDAY OKAY . 

If I own a cow , I probably will be a rich ass right now cause of producing millions of cheese . 

Please guys , don't make me seat here all day cheesing the entire post till then I'll just go do something productive ( going to the bathroom , pee and shower ) 

next post hopefully gonna be advert . To promote who ? Myself , MYself and MYSELF LA . 

Don't Be Greedy.

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

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Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Ai die . 

And you guys must been wondering what the heck or what the cheese happen to me ? 

Nope , I don't remember I got bang by a car next to Jln Bukit Bintang , Nope I never got fuck by a cow ,  

I never ate rat before because rat love cheese like I do , I never got slapped by some Ah Lian or yadda yadda yadda . * I let you guys imagine la * 

So why exactly cheese with me ? 

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I didn't digest too much Cheesie . 

* I mean read la duh , digest sound really wrong  *

Okay la , I kinda admit when I'm bored , I read blogs . 

Dear Cheesie , you blog is fun and of course I'm having a hard time closing the tab because is #Addicted 

* WTF . every time I read her's and Xiaxue's , I will go open 10 tabs , each tab different year one * 

Yadda , I'm siao in a way la .  But I still love both of you 

Yes , I'm mad . You cheese up 

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A conversation between two girls in primary session. 

Ah Lian A : I don’t know what it is, but whenever that Ah Beng pulls my hair or hit me, I feel all blush.

Ah Lian B : Aiya , I can see that .  Even though you yell at him him that you hate him, it just feel like you tell half of the story... * cheater *

Ah Lian A : It’s like I hate him and can’t get enough of him at the same time. Even though I ran over and told my momma that he’s hitting me, I hope he never stops.

Ah Lian B : Oooooooooooooh, your wish is about to come true ..... he is 5 step away . 

4 years later

A conversation between two girls during high school.

Ah Lian A : Did know that Ah Beng love to watch porn and masturbate in the bathroom ? 

Ah Lian B : How did you know ? Did you guys just ...........

Ah Lian A : No la , I where got so wild . His member told me . 

Ah Lian B : ...... His Boner ...... 

* Awkward moment * 

Ah Lian A : He is one of the hottest guy around . 

Ah Lian B : What the fuck ... 

3 years later

A conversation between two senior girls during first day of class. 

Ah Lian A : Hey , do you see that dude who was already in the classroom when we walked in ? 

Ah Lian B : which one you talking about ? the one in some random jersey and shorts short . 

Ain't he is the Ah Beng ?

Ah Lian A : OMG , HE IS AH BENG ? WHAT THE FUCK ? HE SO CUTE NOW . 

Ah Lian B : I would go infront of him and ask him for sex man. 

 Ah Lian A :  What ? You're too desperate. I think I will just go stalk him , his facebook or twitter. 

Ah Lian B : OMG , WHO CARES . * Adjust Bra , Pull the thong , Put on Lip gloss * 

Hello Ah Beng . 

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Those are one of those line appear in any asian chick flicks . 

It was totally a random crap okay , not gonna expect anyone to read it . WTF

till then I'm off . 

I Can Has Cheezusburger

So today I did nothing productive . NOTHING PRODUCTIVE  * repeat * I DID NOTHING PRODUCTIVE. I don't deserve this fucking cunt at all , I don't remember my life revolved like this .
Can somebody help me ? OMG
I'm getting lazier and lazier la . All I did in this holiday is just wake up at 1.2.3 ,  get lunch then seat right in front the TV for hours till 5 each walk up to take noon nap ( clearly I don't need it ) wake up at 7 watch Singaporean Drama till 8 then dinner then online till 10 then movie ........ online till Idunno what time then sleep next day repeat the same shit. wtf

What turf 

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22 DAYS AGO 

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I still remember I was having conversation with N in the car and I told her that I wanted to London because I've never been there ( My parents abandoned me when I'm 2 years old , their went to Europe traveling ) MOTHER SON OF THE -------- . wtf 

then I told my doddy let's go somewhere during the holiday season like erm UK guess what he replied , I veli bz with my work , no time for holiday then I was like what turf . other people can have fun in other country but why not me ? then I realize my doddy is motherfucking  workingholic 

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So I asked momma la , say I wanna go travel LA alone guess what ? guess what ? GUESS WHAT ? 

She replied with me with very soft tone say that LA veli dangerous one , going alone not safe not safe . 

SO WHAT YOU GUYS WANT ME TO DO DURING THE HOLIDAY ? FML WTF 

Seriously what both of them one lar ? I'm so sick of life staying at home , staying at home and more staying at home . 

so today I did nothing productive beside blogging . WTF 

I dunno to thank who for motivated me for being such a hardworking blogger . Pun indeed 

OMG , SOMEBODY PWEAR KIEL ME LA . 

Seriously , I've nothing to blog about . I have no idea to do . This is why , I hate super fucking long holiday where I have nothing to plan on or no activities daily . 

YES I'M FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW . 

Pun indeed