Take the wheel

Yellow.

So came across that this year past kinda fast ( I mean very ) . #Cheesenya

Still remember back to April , it was my refreshment year ( Virgin )  of college till now,  few more weeks is my last sem which means I'm gonna be a student of MIBT or RMIT ( fingers cross , pray hard , AMITABHA)  . I still can't pick over both A-M-A-Z-I-N-G college 

* not that my parents know about it  * #ApplyingWithoutLettingThemKnow smart.jpg

Screw it if their find out , I still gonna try my luck and apply , who knows they might accept me . 

BEST QUALIFICATION * What turf 

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Parents again . meh meh meh 

One think I don't get about my parents ( ASIAN PARENTS ) is , I'm 18 but their are treating me like I'm 8 years old 8 months ( Primary 2 ) or just 18 months ( Probably still a baby ) . I dunno is there any parents  out there like that or just mine . Recently I came out with this great idea of going to Singapore alone ( Not crazy , bitch please ) where I will be staying with my aunt ( dad sister ) who stayed in Outram Park and I'll be going explore Singapore and of course visit friends la then my parents was like , Are you crazy ? Since then I think their are worry about me but Hello , I'm 18 , I know how to take care myself ( Fight with some chao ah lian , use fork poke that asshole's ass who steal my passport or just make the fucker faint by kicking his dick ) I know all this one and I still don't get it why you both have to make such a big deal about it . 

Seriously ? I'm not even own a lady muppet ( VAGINA )  ahhh shit , my secret is out . *nicepunarran

Why would u guys even worry about me at the first place ? I wanna burst out soon man if I stay in this house any longer . I have 20 more days of holiday ( FUCK YOU LA COLLEGE ) and I have nothing , literally NOTHING to do , not going out ( no money leh ) , Not going out ( no money leh ) and NOT GOING OUT ( NO MONEY LEH ) . See , I repeated same shit over 3 times because I really have nothing to do beside seating at home , watch TV , sleep , watch and it goes on and on and on till might night . I FUCKING HATE LONG HOLIDAY OKAY . 

If I own a cow , I probably will be a rich ass right now cause of producing millions of cheese . 

Please guys , don't make me seat here all day cheesing the entire post till then I'll just go do something productive ( going to the bathroom , pee and shower ) 

next post hopefully gonna be advert . To promote who ? Myself , MYself and MYSELF LA . 

Don't Be Greedy.

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

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Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

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Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese .

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Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . Cheese . 

Ai die . 

And you guys must been wondering what the heck or what the cheese happen to me ? 

Nope , I don't remember I got bang by a car next to Jln Bukit Bintang , Nope I never got fuck by a cow ,  

I never ate rat before because rat love cheese like I do , I never got slapped by some Ah Lian or yadda yadda yadda . * I let you guys imagine la * 

So why exactly cheese with me ? 

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I didn't digest too much Cheesie . 

* I mean read la duh , digest sound really wrong  *

Okay la , I kinda admit when I'm bored , I read blogs . 

Dear Cheesie , you blog is fun and of course I'm having a hard time closing the tab because is #Addicted 

* WTF . every time I read her's and Xiaxue's , I will go open 10 tabs , each tab different year one * 

Yadda , I'm siao in a way la .  But I still love both of you 

Yes , I'm mad . You cheese up 

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A conversation between two girls in primary session. 

Ah Lian A : I don’t know what it is, but whenever that Ah Beng pulls my hair or hit me, I feel all blush.

Ah Lian B : Aiya , I can see that .  Even though you yell at him him that you hate him, it just feel like you tell half of the story... * cheater *

Ah Lian A : It’s like I hate him and can’t get enough of him at the same time. Even though I ran over and told my momma that he’s hitting me, I hope he never stops.

Ah Lian B : Oooooooooooooh, your wish is about to come true ..... he is 5 step away . 

4 years later

A conversation between two girls during high school.

Ah Lian A : Did know that Ah Beng love to watch porn and masturbate in the bathroom ? 

Ah Lian B : How did you know ? Did you guys just ...........

Ah Lian A : No la , I where got so wild . His member told me . 

Ah Lian B : ...... His Boner ...... 

* Awkward moment * 

Ah Lian A : He is one of the hottest guy around . 

Ah Lian B : What the fuck ... 

3 years later

A conversation between two senior girls during first day of class. 

Ah Lian A : Hey , do you see that dude who was already in the classroom when we walked in ? 

Ah Lian B : which one you talking about ? the one in some random jersey and shorts short . 

Ain't he is the Ah Beng ?

Ah Lian A : OMG , HE IS AH BENG ? WHAT THE FUCK ? HE SO CUTE NOW . 

Ah Lian B : I would go infront of him and ask him for sex man. 

 Ah Lian A :  What ? You're too desperate. I think I will just go stalk him , his facebook or twitter. 

Ah Lian B : OMG , WHO CARES . * Adjust Bra , Pull the thong , Put on Lip gloss * 

Hello Ah Beng . 

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Those are one of those line appear in any asian chick flicks . 

It was totally a random crap okay , not gonna expect anyone to read it . WTF

till then I'm off . 

I Can Has Cheezusburger

So today I did nothing productive . NOTHING PRODUCTIVE  * repeat * I DID NOTHING PRODUCTIVE. I don't deserve this fucking cunt at all , I don't remember my life revolved like this .
Can somebody help me ? OMG
I'm getting lazier and lazier la . All I did in this holiday is just wake up at 1.2.3 ,  get lunch then seat right in front the TV for hours till 5 each walk up to take noon nap ( clearly I don't need it ) wake up at 7 watch Singaporean Drama till 8 then dinner then online till 10 then movie ........ online till Idunno what time then sleep next day repeat the same shit. wtf

What turf 

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22 DAYS AGO 

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I still remember I was having conversation with N in the car and I told her that I wanted to London because I've never been there ( My parents abandoned me when I'm 2 years old , their went to Europe traveling ) MOTHER SON OF THE -------- . wtf 

then I told my doddy let's go somewhere during the holiday season like erm UK guess what he replied , I veli bz with my work , no time for holiday then I was like what turf . other people can have fun in other country but why not me ? then I realize my doddy is motherfucking  workingholic 

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So I asked momma la , say I wanna go travel LA alone guess what ? guess what ? GUESS WHAT ? 

She replied with me with very soft tone say that LA veli dangerous one , going alone not safe not safe . 

SO WHAT YOU GUYS WANT ME TO DO DURING THE HOLIDAY ? FML WTF 

Seriously what both of them one lar ? I'm so sick of life staying at home , staying at home and more staying at home . 

so today I did nothing productive beside blogging . WTF 

I dunno to thank who for motivated me for being such a hardworking blogger . Pun indeed 

OMG , SOMEBODY PWEAR KIEL ME LA . 

Seriously , I've nothing to blog about . I have no idea to do . This is why , I hate super fucking long holiday where I have nothing to plan on or no activities daily . 

YES I'M FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW . 

Pun indeed

Stronger

Still remember  How much I wanna be famous ? WTF.com Okay la , actually not to be famous just slightly have a fame or crown on top of my head . wtf

And remember I wanna blog everyday like I'm can bripe out what  turf in my head , guess what ? 

it actually not working loh. Aiya , I totally knew it . What pun

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Wanna become model short and fat , wanna become singer sound like a Chihuahua , wanna become blogger blog's no one is reading ( pun indeed ) wanna become PORNSTAR my body too farnny or too wide . WTF 

See how to take the world and work the limelight la ? Lim beh veli hangry lor . 

Then I came out with this idea with putting one whole tan of Botox in my body so I can either be the male putting to much botox and die or FOREVER 18 . Pun 

See la , only 2 way to get in the party of the year or dinner of the month . Haih #isad 

Few days back I saw this blogger post something like * Fashion Makeover ( I think ) , blog must be have at least 200 view per day ( Diu , I only got 2 ) * See like this how to be famous ? Who wanna join me and cry together now ? 

Super frustration one lor , is like I'm trying really hard and no one really wanna fuck it ? 

I started to think the 2 advert company I sign up for is actually plain useless. 

Nuffnang , I dunno why , you're the first company that I signed up but I have got none of the benefit. FML

What you actually want me to blog la ? I didn't have all the invitation to all this big even , I known plenty of blogger because I read their blog daily but I've yet know none of them in person. Yes , I met cheesie and aud but not that their remember me also . Super fucking sad la , sometimes I see all this blogger get to go event like Napbass or some food event and I get to go none . FFFFML 

I dunno what else to do right now ? (Y) 

Advertlets , I though once I sign you up , you gonna bring me joy or more joy but you have no done any good thing to me . ( this just sound like some god thing , wtf ) 

Okay la , i don't want to bratz about it man . Screw it la , if you wanna give me invites . 

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Came across that most MALAYSIAN MALE BLOGGER don't usually blog about fashion     

( bryanboy.com is from Thailand ) Is like their only blog like Gadget Review or Gadget Review or MORE FOOD REVIEW . Don't you guys feel sien about the same topic again ? So you can use a caption again and again ? not sien one meh. I eat pork for every meal also meh like fuck man. 

And this hit me up that I shall start become a fashion blogger once I got the tool I want . megusta.com

I'm so so so so so so excited man . 

Shirt from G.U ( Bought it in Shinsaibashi ) , Both rings from 

Bugis Street . #VainOutfitOfNoDay