Stronger

Still remember  How much I wanna be famous ? WTF.com Okay la , actually not to be famous just slightly have a fame or crown on top of my head . wtf

And remember I wanna blog everyday like I'm can bripe out what  turf in my head , guess what ? 

it actually not working loh. Aiya , I totally knew it . What pun

.

.

Wanna become model short and fat , wanna become singer sound like a Chihuahua , wanna become blogger blog's no one is reading ( pun indeed ) wanna become PORNSTAR my body too farnny or too wide . WTF 

See how to take the world and work the limelight la ? Lim beh veli hangry lor . 

Then I came out with this idea with putting one whole tan of Botox in my body so I can either be the male putting to much botox and die or FOREVER 18 . Pun 

See la , only 2 way to get in the party of the year or dinner of the month . Haih #isad 

Few days back I saw this blogger post something like * Fashion Makeover ( I think ) , blog must be have at least 200 view per day ( Diu , I only got 2 ) * See like this how to be famous ? Who wanna join me and cry together now ? 

Super frustration one lor , is like I'm trying really hard and no one really wanna fuck it ? 

I started to think the 2 advert company I sign up for is actually plain useless. 

Nuffnang , I dunno why , you're the first company that I signed up but I have got none of the benefit. FML

What you actually want me to blog la ? I didn't have all the invitation to all this big even , I known plenty of blogger because I read their blog daily but I've yet know none of them in person. Yes , I met cheesie and aud but not that their remember me also . Super fucking sad la , sometimes I see all this blogger get to go event like Napbass or some food event and I get to go none . FFFFML 

I dunno what else to do right now ? (Y) 

Advertlets , I though once I sign you up , you gonna bring me joy or more joy but you have no done any good thing to me . ( this just sound like some god thing , wtf ) 

Okay la , i don't want to bratz about it man . Screw it la , if you wanna give me invites . 

.

.

.

.

.

.

Came across that most MALAYSIAN MALE BLOGGER don't usually blog about fashion     

( bryanboy.com is from Thailand ) Is like their only blog like Gadget Review or Gadget Review or MORE FOOD REVIEW . Don't you guys feel sien about the same topic again ? So you can use a caption again and again ? not sien one meh. I eat pork for every meal also meh like fuck man. 

And this hit me up that I shall start become a fashion blogger once I got the tool I want . megusta.com

I'm so so so so so so excited man . 

Shirt from G.U ( Bought it in Shinsaibashi ) , Both rings from 

Bugis Street . #VainOutfitOfNoDay

Love Lies

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Fairytale Wedding

You know when a small little girl talk about their fairytale wedding , dream about themselves in the perfect wedding dress , which perfect designer to design the dress , walking down the aisle moment with the dad , the reception's decoration , the first dance with the husband , the performances and of course the most important is WHO IS THE PRINCE CHARMING  . Yeah , that is every girls dream after the right guy purposed to them . But BUT BUT the guy side ( to propose , to find the perfect ring , the perfect moment , the flowers and etc etc etc etc etc etc ) Yallah , all this making me nervous in time la . WTF

So this blogpost is dedicated to Jiang & Kim Fairytale Wedding .

Yeah , All the hard work and sweating part is well worth man . 

Yes , I planned my wedding already , from what my bride wearing ( Dress , Shoes , Jewelry and etc ) , planned my reception ( Not gonna plan at Hotel Plaza in New York but I'm doing it in Mandarin Oriental ) MY WEDDING SONG and performances . Heh , so who wanna be my wife better hurry up la #SELFPROMOTE #ThickFace #SangatThickFace 

Speaking off , this happen on the 11.11.2011 . Damn right kan ? 

Is like they pick this date because they want 11 kids , WTF . HAHAHAHAHA

So on the night before , I'm like so Kan cheong and I decide to sleep at 12AM  and woke up at 5 AM, is like I'm the one who getting married . WTF 

So , woke up at 5 AM , change into my white colar shirt and black pants then kick off to klang to meet up the bride . The groom staying over at Sunway Hotel thou 

#ChineseWedding

Jiang getting makeup done before the moment . 

Jiang's nails . 

Hair's Part . 

Putting on Veil on .

DON'T SHE LOOK LOVELY HERE ? 

The most beautiful picture ever . 

On our way to pick the groom up .

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

then we picked him up . ( Okay , the reason I put so much dot is because I'm too lazy to take picture ) 

I have see white , red , blue , pink but I never see Orange and PURPLE before . 

 * Sesame Open the Door * #insidejoke

WTT 8181 . 

Cutest Baby from the Family . #IsSoCutieImmaDie

Okay . So this part to test the groom and THE BROTHER ( Me included la ) how tough are we. 

Biscuit with Wasabi and Lemon , Avacado juice with Cilli and Cilli 

and have to finish the beer in dunno how many second la . WTFBBQ

and tell you a secret here , I didn't drank the juice because I know 

is either beyond spicy or beyond meh-ish . 

SMART RIGHT ? 

then one of the represent have to pick up the door key from the bucket which full 

of Ice , Ice and MORE ICE . I escape too 

smart.com 

after 2 tried , no one success so punishment la which is 50 push up . 

yes , I escape again lo. I got weight issue okay ? 

#SoMalaysian

So this part which is the third " Torture " session. 

So , Kim have to figure out which one is Jiang's lips .

Seriously , from maid to auntie and SMALL KIDS pun ada. 

Worst , their all look sama jeh . 

( I actually know the answer one because when Jiang did it , I was in the room )

but I only told Kim is purple color la and guess what  HE GENUISLY PROUD , TOOK THE PAPER , TURN IT AND SEE AND HE GOT THE WRONG ONE. 

#Faileddotcom

and he have to blow a heart shape ballon . Okay la , It works because the 

ballon memang heart shape one ma . 

LAST , YES LAST. 

Kim have to sing love song . Okay la , actually He need to 

watch more MTV man , he only know erm kinda marry me . 

YOU ASK ME MA . 

YES , HE FINALLY PAST ALL . 

5 CREDIT 

NOW , I MAY OFFICIAL SAY YOU'RE HUBBY AND WIFFEY 

Love On Top . 

#SungguhManis 

Brother in the hook yoooo .

Sister in the house hook too . 

Praying Session . 

.

.

.

.

.

Tea Session . The older goes first then youngest

Drinking Session . 

#PretendingToBeCute 

You Success . 

Rachael , Cute not ? 

Dang , she gonna be veli pwetty . 

Family Portrait . 

And The Princess and Prince Left . 

.

.

.

.

.

Going back to Sunway Resort Hotel 

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

The Groom's family time . 

Groom Family Picture . 

I shall post till here cause

all this giving slightly headache already . #Kiddingla 

Jiang and Kim , I'm too happy for you . 

Right now , we all are waiting for the good news . 

You know What I mean la . 

Okay , I'll continue the reception dinner in the next post or so . 

btw Happy Marriage and Make more babies . 

Love ya 

Cheers