Sunday, December 4

Fairytale Wedding

You know when a small little girl talk about their fairytale wedding , dream about themselves in the perfect wedding dress , which perfect designer to design the dress , walking down the aisle moment with the dad , the reception's decoration , the first dance with the husband , the performances and of course the most important is WHO IS THE PRINCE CHARMING  . Yeah , that is every girls dream after the right guy purposed to them . But BUT BUT the guy side ( to propose , to find the perfect ring , the perfect moment , the flowers and etc etc etc etc etc etc ) Yallah , all this making me nervous in time la . WTF
So this blogpost is dedicated to Jiang & Kim Fairytale Wedding .
Yeah , All the hard work and sweating part is well worth man . 
Yes , I planned my wedding already , from what my bride wearing ( Dress , Shoes , Jewelry and etc ) , planned my reception ( Not gonna plan at Hotel Plaza in New York but I'm doing it in Mandarin Oriental ) MY WEDDING SONG and performances . Heh , so who wanna be my wife better hurry up la #SELFPROMOTE #ThickFace #SangatThickFace 
Speaking off , this happen on the 11.11.2011 . Damn right kan ? 
Is like they pick this date because they want 11 kids , WTF . HAHAHAHAHA
So on the night before , I'm like so Kan cheong and I decide to sleep at 12AM  and woke up at 5 AM, is like I'm the one who getting married . WTF 
So , woke up at 5 AM , change into my white colar shirt and black pants then kick off to klang to meet up the bride . The groom staying over at Sunway Hotel thou 

#ChineseWedding

Jiang getting makeup done before the moment . 

Jiang's nails . 

Hair's Part . 

Putting on Veil on .

DON'T SHE LOOK LOVELY HERE ? 

The most beautiful picture ever . 

On our way to pick the groom up .
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then we picked him up . ( Okay , the reason I put so much dot is because I'm too lazy to take picture ) 

I have see white , red , blue , pink but I never see Orange and PURPLE before . 

 * Sesame Open the Door * #insidejoke

WTT 8181 . 

Cutest Baby from the Family . #IsSoCutieImmaDie

Okay . So this part to test the groom and THE BROTHER ( Me included la ) how tough are we. 
Biscuit with Wasabi and Lemon , Avacado juice with Cilli and Cilli 
and have to finish the beer in dunno how many second la . WTFBBQ
and tell you a secret here , I didn't drank the juice because I know 
is either beyond spicy or beyond meh-ish . 
SMART RIGHT ? 

then one of the represent have to pick up the door key from the bucket which full 
of Ice , Ice and MORE ICE . I escape too 
smart.com 

after 2 tried , no one success so punishment la which is 50 push up . 
yes , I escape again lo. I got weight issue okay ? 
#SoMalaysian

So this part which is the third " Torture " session. 
So , Kim have to figure out which one is Jiang's lips .
Seriously , from maid to auntie and SMALL KIDS pun ada. 
Worst , their all look sama jeh . 
( I actually know the answer one because when Jiang did it , I was in the room )
but I only told Kim is purple color la and guess what  HE GENUISLY PROUD , TOOK THE PAPER , TURN IT AND SEE AND HE GOT THE WRONG ONE. 
#Faileddotcom

and he have to blow a heart shape ballon . Okay la , It works because the 
ballon memang heart shape one ma . 

LAST , YES LAST. 
Kim have to sing love song . Okay la , actually He need to 
watch more MTV man , he only know erm kinda marry me . 
YOU ASK ME MA . 

YES , HE FINALLY PAST ALL . 
5 CREDIT 

NOW , I MAY OFFICIAL SAY YOU'RE HUBBY AND WIFFEY 

Love On Top . 
#SungguhManis 

Brother in the hook yoooo .

Sister in the house hook too . 

Praying Session . 
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Tea Session . The older goes first then youngest

Drinking Session . 

#PretendingToBeCute 
You Success . 

Rachael , Cute not ? 
Dang , she gonna be veli pwetty . 

Family Portrait . 

And The Princess and Prince Left . 
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Going back to Sunway Resort Hotel 
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The Groom's family time . 

Groom Family Picture . 

I shall post till here cause
all this giving slightly headache already . #Kiddingla 
Jiang and Kim , I'm too happy for you . 
Right now , we all are waiting for the good news . 
You know What I mean la . 
Okay , I'll continue the reception dinner in the next post or so . 
btw Happy Marriage and Make more babies . 
Love ya 
Cheers 

Saturday, November 19

This not rubbish .

OHMYFUCKINGLORD , I HAVEN'T BLOG ALMOST 2 WEEKS . WTF
Oh maybe more than that . Oh well , got caught up with bunch of assignment ( MEH ) ( I still have 4 more to go ) AMEN , JESUS WHAI YOU SO BAD TO ME ? Oh well , I still have 1 more sem to go then I'm done with life in IACT ( Okay , I'm going to apply RMIT and Some event management's college in Switzerland ) Okay , right now I'm dreaming really big okay. No jokes ,  I wanna own a Audi TT ,  I wanna own Range Rover Sport , I wanna own Hummer H3 , I wanna own Bentely Continental GT , I wanna own a Butik ( I HATE DRAWING , I WANNA BE THE OWNER OF LOVE , BUNITO ) I wanna own a beach house in Bel Air ( YEAH , I WANNA HAVE NAKED NEIGHBOURS SO SEX AND THE CITY , FREE PORN MAN ) WTF .. FML
Yeah , whatever people dream you can see it in my list man . Hahahaha Okay , actually to own so many things before I close " my eyes and never see the next day sun "  is impossible man but I always keep in my mind that MUST AT LEAST OWN 2 OR 3 THING . WTFBBQ
Sorry la , I won't beg my parents to get all those for me because I don't ( sek toll hai ) . Hahahaha but mostly I wanna own a butik after Uni life . Okay la , I always dream big one . I dream I work under Kimora Lee Simmons , Farah Khan , Vogue , Elle . I WANNA BECOME STYLIST , I WANNA BECOME FASHION DESIGNER . HAHAHAHA Farny not ? lame.jpg
But the point of being a designer is , drawing . I got no talent when it comes to a pensil and a art block . I can think really well but I just can't draw la . Got inspiration but dunno how to draw also no point la , is like cooking chicken rice when you don't have chicken . ADUI , maybe stylist is my road la . I dunno lah , being a stylist make me feel proud in a way , I get to doll up celebrities ( of course , not malaysian la because they have this attitude to me ) MM SONG MAX , Yala , call me bitchy or what but those celebrities is memang one lar , like one day I tweeted some host for one show I say she is inspiration and bla bla until now no reply leh . MALAYSIAN CELEB TRYING TO ACT LIKE THEY ARE THE HIGHER , PLEASE LA , SOMEONE YOUNGER GONNA TAKE YOUR SPOT SOON . WTF
Is someone gonna sue me or something ? hahahahaha I'm speaking true what , if you wanna sue means you memang have that kind of attitude lo .
Event Manager. I love to plan event , from little kids party to some bachelorette party , I CAN DO IT . Of course not all by myself la .. DUH
Yallah , I can barely type or talk so don't aspect to see me appear on YOUR TV Or being emcee in some event . NO HELL WAY I CAN TALK LIKE A REAL DEAL . WTF
Plus , I curse beyond too much . ( WTF , I just did )
Yeah , I guess stuck between stylist and event management . I'm soo lazy to think about my whole future right now , SOOOOO LAZY LA . I don't mind end up like Cheesie or Xiaxue ( yeah , I want someone to Sponsor me for nose job , teeth and most important MY SPAIR TAYAR WTF ) .
Seriously , I don't get it . You blog something , you get free stuff rest of your life ? What come worst is , something they even complain about it . IF DON'T LIKE THEN GIVE ME LA , I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE ALL . #Cheapskate.jpg

























#CloseYourEyesBecauseYouGonnaGetNightMares
So I'll just end my post here .

Next post gonna be about the Fairytale wedding .
Cheers